I went out on Saturday night. I know. It was a revelatory experience. I went to the cinema (rather than on an acid garage-soundtracked Prodigy video-inspired junk binge) to see a creepy Spanish film called El Orfanato, or The Orphanage.
I was taken aback by three trailers that preceded the film, all of which were for [...]
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High-concept teen techno horror (shit)
Monday, 31 March 2008
Satan doesn’t make film trailers. But if he did…
Friday, 4 January 2008
Has any one else, like me, suffered psychological injury as a result of the trailer for the film version of hen night-friendly Abba-based musical shit-fest Mamma Mia!? There’s no warning before it comes on. This is despite the inclusion of a mysteriously orange Meryl Streep running round in dungarees and bursting into song; at which point I suffered a sudden ache behind my eyes and everything went [...]

