Since Simon Cowell rolls his eyes and tuts like a bored suburban housewife following virtually every act that appears on Britain’s Got Talent (which his company, Syco, co-produces), why doesn’t he just piss off and do something else for a living?
Just a thought.
Similarly, am I the only person who finds it faintly disturbing when Cowell [...]

Despite the obvious generosity of Sir Simon of Cowell, and his clear commitment to furthering his profile by crassly announcing that generosity on the most viewed television programme in America, I’d like to off-set the recent blizzard of positive publicity, in the only way I know, by reminding everyone that the man is still a [...]

I’ve noticed that almost all TV producers are now frantically admitting to faking bits of reality shows lest one of the tabloids rumbles them first. The latest is one Simon Cowell (never heard of him), who says he staged a bit of the new series of X-Factor. Apparently, a scene where Cowell discusses rehiring Louis [...]