Nicolas Cage is not a dog thief and anyone who accuses him of being a dog thief shall be sued. Unfortunately, Kathleen Turner didn’t realise this. Nor did the Daily Mail, which reproduced extracts from her autobiography in which she falsely labelled Cage as a drunk driver and - uh oh - claimed he stole a dog. Consequently, they have [...]

Apparently there was an earthquake last night. No, really. Look at this long list of boring anecdotes (sorry, I meant to say cutting edge media weblog 2.0) if you don’t believe me.
As a seasoned veteran of the infamous Dudley quake of ‘02 (I was living in Birmingham at the time), I knew what it was [...]

In all seriousness, this story about a chicken nugget that supposedly resembles a dog is possibly the worst local newspaper story of all time.

Seriously, it looks more like a monkey. Or possibly a chicken nugget.
God bless the Hartlepool Mail.
Thanks to Ben Hau for pointing it out.
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