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I suppose it ties in with the artwork for their new album, which comprises an 1830 painting called “Liberty Leading the People” by Eugene Delacroix, with the album title Viva La Vida scrawled over it in the style of a political graffito (ooh, edgy!). But sorry to point this out: Isn’t the idea of a stylist decking a band out to match the “theme” of the album cover a bit, you know… naff?

You can imagine the thought process: The last album, X&Y, with its enigmatic, mathematical title and abstract artwork, was perceived as cold and mechanical. So this time, they’ve decided to go all emotional and heartfelt and they’ve raided the fancy dress box. This is what passes for creativity.

Aside from the music, which, from the two tracks I heard on telly, plumbs new depths of terribleness, Coldplay represent the axis at which rock and big business cross paths. “Private equity guitar music” adequately describes the genre.

Coldplay dressing up and “having fun” in the style of Parisian revolutionary (new) Romantics is not a convincing sell. It’s like trying to relaunch a Volvo estate as a cool choice of car or a job at McDonalds as a worthwhile career. It doesn’t wash. In fact, the whole contemptible enterprise is mesmerising for its piss-awful idiocy.

The second one is in Manchester. I recognise the hoarding underneath the advert. No, really.

Dazed & Confused has an interview with Hewlett this month, in which it’s revealed that the production begins with “a large screen animation of an egg rolling down a hill” in time with Albarn’s score, after which a screen lifts to reveal “a bamboo forest, with actors dressed as monkeys leaping from branch to branch”. Sounds excellent.

The magazine also carries these rather good images, which are Hewlett’s concept drawings and won’t actually be seen in the production.

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All images copyright Jamie Hewlett

Would you look at that?

A massive 4ft designer toy by in demand artist KAWS. Not sure where I’d put this – perhaps it could stay in the window to scare away burglars.

It retails at around £1,250. Not that unreasonable for an artwork on this sort of scale. Consider, for example, that Damien Hirst is flogging what basically amounts to a signed 60cm poster of his diamond skull thing (For the Love of God) for a whopping five grand!

Via Vinyl Abuse.