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Favourite things from 2008

As I’ve nothing better to do and 2008 has now definitely finished, I thought I’d provide you with my list of my favourite things from the year just gone. Happy New Year, by the way.
Film
I thought Wall-E was surprisingly deep for a kids film and was also technically flawless. But There Will Be Blood blew [...]

Ofcom getting “obsessive” over congestion charge, says Yes campaign

Ofcom has ruled that an advert about the congestion charge shown on ITV earlier this month directed viewers to a website that “contained material that was almost exclusively in support of the congestion charge” and, as such, broke the Television Advertising Code rules on political impartiality. You might think this is quite a serious [...]

King prawn spoons

By far the most hideous aspect of this year’s I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is the various idents for Iceland that appear around each ad break. They feature a range of party food that looks so disgusting it could easily become the subject of a Bushtucker Trial.
Firstly, what the hell is a [...]

The best looking election poster ever?

One of a series designed by Tristan Eaton, with quotes from real voters. If you ask me, and I’m aware you probably aren’t, this has every chance of becoming a future design classic. More here.

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Edmonds Dept.

I’ve always felt a strange affinity with Noel Edmonds and recently realised I had several things in common with the man. Bad facial hair, diminutive stature, wardrobe full of crap shirts and knitwear, etc.
Now I find out that he shares my view (first expressed in April - like, get with the program, Noel) that the [...]

The 22,850 steps

I notice Nike is encouraging people to “sponsor” one of the 22,850 steps they have worked out Paula Radcliffe will need to complete in order to finish the Olympic marathon, promoted via a text message-backed campaign in halfwit’s comic the Sun this week. The reason I notice this is because my dad has put [...]

I advertise, therefore you are

I’ve noticed a rash of new touchy-feely advertising slogans in recent days. It seems all products now have to revolve around us, as people (not just consumers), and how we engage with them on a deep and meaningful level. The message is that these advertisers aren’t faceless mega-corporations pushing out garbage to random, grabbing hordes [...]

Ignorant about equestrianism? Like football? Land Rover thinks you should be covered in horse snot

Since drivers of 4×4s tend to be regarded as braying, selfish, middle class dummies - their penchant for oversized cars that are much too big for the school run barely disguising an inherent bullying streak - I can’t think of a better way for Land Rover to lay this image to rest than by creating [...]

It’s all in the database

The BBC, or, more specifically, the various contractors it uses to collect TV licenses, have invented something called a “database”. I didn’t know what this meant so I looked it up and apparently it means a structured collection of data that can be accessed by a computer.
According to the hoary female voiceover on the latest [...]

Asda’s not-so-subliminal message: Tesco are Nazis

I can’t be the only person to have picked up on the fact that the latest advert for Asda has an instrumental version of the theme tune to Dad’s Army running in the background.
The advert makes reference to a survey that says rival Tesco has a load of cheap prices. It then goes on to [...]