Archives for the Month of July, 2008

A bit about The Dark Knight

I went to watch The Dark Knight at the IMAX in Manchester this week and it was bloody amazing.
There was a bit towards the end, though - involving two boats - where I knew what was going to happen in advance because they gave it away on Newsnight Review last Friday. I watch this programme [...]

I advertise, therefore you are

I’ve noticed a rash of new touchy-feely advertising slogans in recent days. It seems all products now have to revolve around us, as people (not just consumers), and how we engage with them on a deep and meaningful level. The message is that these advertisers aren’t faceless mega-corporations pushing out garbage to random, grabbing hordes [...]

Ignorant about equestrianism? Like football? Land Rover thinks you should be covered in horse snot

Since drivers of 4×4s tend to be regarded as braying, selfish, middle class dummies - their penchant for oversized cars that are much too big for the school run barely disguising an inherent bullying streak - I can’t think of a better way for Land Rover to lay this image to rest than by creating [...]

Dave, Watch, Alibi… Scotch Egg?

Following the successful launch of the exciting and dynamic television channel Dave, whose rapidly rising audience share is wholly reliant on endless Top Gear repeats, the bosses of UKTV are at it again.
Having signed the incredibly talented Richard and Judy (Alan Partridge and Lynn) to the network, they have decided the change the name of [...]

Nice to woodpile, to woodpile nice

Another day, another Tory using an absurd racist phrase. This time it’s Lord Dixon Smith, who used the term “n— in the woodpile” in a debate about the Housing and Regeneration Bill in the House of Lords on Monday. The comment, and his apology, is recorded in Hansard.
Looking at the Hansard excerpt, I noticed something [...]

Hitchens: Waterboarding isn’t very nice and may, in fact, be torture

I can’t work out whether Christopher Hitchens‘ decision to undergo waterboarding for a piece in Vanity Fair is (a) brave and vital or (b) self-serving and pointless.
On the whole, I’m not sure the sight of Hitchens flailing around with dribble down his front adds any level of enlightenment to the “debate” about this method of [...]