Careers adviser
Saturday, 10 May 2008
Since Simon Cowell rolls his eyes and tuts like a bored suburban housewife following virtually every act that appears on Britain’s Got Talent (which his company, Syco, co-produces), why doesn’t he just piss off and do something else for a living?
Just a thought.
Similarly, am I the only person who finds it faintly disturbing when Cowell and Piers Morgan get dewy-eyed - bordering on tearful - over a twelve-year-old girl singing Ave Maria? No matter how well the lank-haired vocal prodigy can sing the accursed melody, it just seems like a bizarre reaction for two grown men in their forties, who should be listening to Coldplay or Johnny Cash… or whatever it is Word magazine has on its cover this month.
Having said that, I have one further question. And that is: Should I perhaps consider going out on a Saturday night instead of watching Ant and Drivel while typing words into my computer? Answers to this question will not be published, natch.
Now see this:
