Boris Johnson smells
Thursday, 1 May 2008
If Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Wankbiscuit Johnson wins today, would the last person to leave London please turn out the light? (To paraphrase the Sun.) Obviously, it would help with the carbon footprint. Not that Boris knows what one of those is.
How come only Londoners get to vote, anyway? It’s my London too! I’ve been on the Tube; I’ve travelled in an uninsured late night minicab to Balham; I’ve scored heroin outside Kings Cross. Hell, I virtually am a Londoner!
Eddie Mair’s e-mail about the PM programme on Radio 4, which I get every afternoon, except when he forgets, was very witty today. It said:
Plus we’re hoping to get permission to release the results of today’s voting, which has been passed to the BBC on an embargoed basis. But honestly, the paperwork involved means we’ll probably just wait till after the polls close.
I assume it’s a joke, but bearing in mind that whole Prince Harry thing, who knows? The BBC may, after all, already know whether the man on the right (below) will have reason to celebrate a historic victory for Boris tonight. Did I say right? Sorry, I meant left. Obviously.
No. 1 — May 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 am
I await Andrew’s response with interest
No. 2 — May 2nd, 2008 at 10:03 am
I’m waiting for Boris to defend his personal hygiene. And deny that his 27th middle name is Wankbiscuit.