Despite the obvious generosity of Sir Simon of Cowell, and his clear commitment to furthering his profile by crassly announcing that generosity on the most viewed television programme in America, I’d like to off-set the recent blizzard of positive publicity, in the only way I know, by reminding everyone that the man is still a total cock.
He is also richer than you could ever possibly hope to be, purely as a result of shamelessly exploiting thickos and foisting a unique brand of shit music on the world for the last 20 years.
I thank you.
(…Oh, and speaking of shit music: Click here)
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