Words Dept.: entry

Finally, Morrissey has opened his gob about the NME interview on the Guardian blog (where else?) It’s delightfully long-winded but immensely pleasurable to read.

Predictably, he denies wholeheartedly the trumped-up charge of racism and launches into a spectacularly single-minded tirade against the “new NME” and, most mercilessly, its writer, Tim Jonze.

I do not mean to be rude to Tim Jonze, but when I first caught sight of him I assumed that someone had brought their child along to the interview. The runny nose told the whole story.

Hmm, strangely enough, I fear that might be considered slightly rude, Mozza.

Tim’s line of questioning advanced with: “What about politics, then … the state of the world?” which, I was forced to assume, was a well-thought-out question.

Oh dear. They say you should never meet your heroes and Jonze is clearly a big Smiths/Morrissey fan. I’m tempted to feel sorry for him but then again, well, that is a pretty stupid question.

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